high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten
Petition to turn “that’s what she said” into something you say after someone says something really smart or funny.
i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like
no
no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
This is probably the best description of me I have ever read.
(Source: ectobiologist)
John Green is such an inspiration He loves what he does, has a beautiful family, and writes amazing, awe provoking novels.
And he also proves that you can be a successful author while spending a great deal of time trolling around tumblr. Good job John Green. There’s hope for all of us.
THE PART WHERE THEY GRAB THE CAKES AND WALK OFF.
ANYONE WHO DOESN’T THINK TEEN WOLF = PERFECT COMEDY NEEDS TO GO BACK AND WATCH CHRIS ARGENT AND SCOTT MCCALL ANGRILY GRAB CAKES WHILE GLOWERING AT EACH OTHER.
In a fandom that has the angriest synchronized dessert lifting scene ever AND the stories Hate Cake (jebiwonkenobi) and Stilinski Custom Cakes (wearingtearing, aka dylansmouth), why do I not know of any stories that feature the Argents using abnormally decorated pastry items to express their grievances and/or address embarrassing situations? Why?
THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED NOW.
( I have a crack-fic addiction, alright? I admit this.)
omg that would be amazing
victoria makes frosting from buttermilk and the tears of her enemies
chris makes exquisitely painstaking Code-compliant cake
gerard is canonically a fine cook
kate puts laxatives in things she makes
and allison hates baking, c’mon dad, why can’t I just be a professional athletic archer
Petition for an AU where Allison comes from a family of famous accomplished pâtissiers and Scott owns a food truck (Little Werewolf Oven????) with Stiles that sells Mountain Dew and Doritos cupcakes and bacon-maple cheesecake. Gerard Argent spends his time trying to get the food truck’s permits pulled while Chris and Victoria have Scott over for incredibly uncomfortable five course meals that Scott tries to smile through while clutching Allison’s hand under the table. Stiles stays at home trying to perfect their chicken and waffle smoothie recipe while fielding Scott’s increasingly anxious text messages:
this is weird
you’re having dinner with your gorgeous girlfriend’s family, suck it up
there are too many forks
I would have thought Pretty Woman would have prepared you for that
hah. hah.then-
I think her mom is about to go Hannibal Lecter on me!!!!! she’s doing scary things with carving knives
you left me your share of the truck, right?Little Werewolf Oven
it is delicious and the worst
(meanwhile, Derek Hale makes whole vegan food that’s both tasty and good for you and cries whenever he sees anyone shop either at Argent’s or the food truck)
Scott is the cook, Stiles handles finances and advertising and, like, driving
Allison actually enjoys helping Scott out in the truck’s kitchen, and when her father learns about it he is livid
“No daughter of mine will make potato chips casserole!”
MOST BRILLIANT AU EVER
And Derek cries even harder when Erica and Boyd, the two kids he tried to makes his apprentices, leave him to work in the 50s themed ice cream parlor downtown, where Erica wears a terrifyingly frilly pink uniform that is decidedly shorter than standard, and Boyd scoops sundaes with unprecedented serenity. and because Boyd is actually the world’s biggest softy, he always gives kids extra sprinkles.
Stiles and Scott come in every Friday for the all-you-can-eat-ice-cream special and Stiles lives with permanent brain freeze because he is forever trying to break the shop record and get his ice cream for free. Every time he gets close Erica gleefully sets another one.
Scott and Stiles’ presence might also have something to do with Lydia Marten, who is the best damn waitress the world has ever seen and can work the mandatory roller skates like an Olympic mentalist.
(Reblogged from nobody-puts-peachy-in-a-corner)
